shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills

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where do you get the talent thing

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I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

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  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly


And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

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Ok so why the fuck….. Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

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How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

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when you feel the first cramp


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i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

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do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

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